Journal: Day One AM (after Maltis ditched me for no damned reason)
WELP I WAS PLANNING on leaving today, with that nice big payday that Maltis left me ( I suppose that makes up for his ditching me forever) but it turns out that the Cadwallon guard tracked me down and ID’ed me as the vigilante. Instead of throwing me in jail, they forced me to serve into the guard to pay back the debt for the “damage” I caused being a Do gooder. THE GUARD!!I suppose it is better than having to fork over all of the money that Maltis left me.
I hope he is okay….
Day Ten AM
This is not going well. The captain they put in charge of me, Roan, is in danger of catching a lightning bolt in the face. If he suggests one more sexual act that I should perform in order to get his “favor” I am going to bury my kukri so deep in his…
Regardless, the work is boring. The reason I spent so much as a vigilante appears to be found. The guards have their hands so tied by idiotic management and random laws designed to appeal to the races that live so “in balance” here in the city that is takes a movement of government to arrest someone, I swear. There have been a few very attractive women I had to take reports from. that was fun.
Day 13 AM
God…. Today was terrible, I was almost caught. I had a few days off so I went to one of the outlying villages and got a room. I was walking the prettiest girl in the bar that night home after a very wonderful evening and she pushed my hair back from my ear to kiss me goodbye. She started to react but I managed to distract her from my ears, get her inside and away from me. I booked it out of there without even grabbing the clothes I left in the Inn. I am going to have to change Inns here in the city just to be safe, change my hair color and the name I use, again.
I have got to be more careful or this could end very badly for me…
Day 20 AM
I got a new partner today. He is an actual elf, Daikinee oddly enough. Not sure what he is doing out of his forest and with a freakin DINOSAUR as a pet, but hey, to each his own. Seems like an okay fellow, he got forced into the game just like I did. Hopefully he can blunt the never ending embarrassment and vulgarity of Captain Cock Knocker and his band of Merry Idiots.
Nice to have someone to talk too that isn’t a complete moron. I really miss Maltis. I miss mom and dad too, but that is just between you and me, journal.
Day 30 AM
Well, just when I thought things could not get weirder, they did. The craziest party of people I have ever seen was escorted in from the Outskirts today. A Cynwall elf ( did not recognize me, thank GOD) a Goblin who sounds like he might be Urakan, a huge Minotaur, a younger elf who is supposedly the first elf’s kid and a half naked adolescent Akkyshan of all things!
To top it off, if the story I am hearing is to be believed, half of them got kidnapped by Akkyshan in the middle of the night, the rest tore up a whole war band of Akkyshan to rescue the others, stole this girl because, well they could apparently, and escaped with their lives. The girl is supposedly some sort of Dark elf nobility, and everyone seems freaked out about that. Whatever is going on, I am staying around here.
Bought them some food and better bedding since they are being forced to stay in the cells, and I am going to hang out myself and see what happens next….